About

20% off my rate if I say:

• "content"

• "brand"

• "brand ambassador"

• #officefortheday

• #directorlife

• #setlife

• "I have an Emmy"

• "Have you seen my Emmy"

• "My Emmy doesn't see it that way"

• I know what I'm doing

• "My ex-wife is a stuntwoman"

• "I have _______ in development"

• "hustle"

• "grind"

• "Let's do a short film set in the world of [insert wildly successful IP}"

• "Let's take credit for the success of our short film set in the world of [insert wildly successful IP}"